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Mueang Det is a capital tambon (subdistrict) of Det Udom District, in Ubon Ratchathani Province, Thailand. In 2021, it had a population of 33,447 people. Neighbouring subdistricts are Tha Pho Si, Na Charoen, Na Rueang, Kut Prathai, Phon Ngam and Klang.
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